Joke 924

3 Oct

Some Royal baby jokes from Twitter, via The Huffington Post (don’t ever complain that I’m not on the cutting edge of news…)

Little fat belly kitten baby

Little fat belly kitten baby (Photo credit: Eleventh Earl of Mar)

  • Royal baby latest: Kate Middleton is 10cm dilated and the midwife can see the silver spoon.  @HylandIan
  • Prince William’s heir is falling out.   @thegianttweets
  • Trending in his first five minutes of life. Talk about peaking early. 
  • “More like Your Cryness.” – the royal gynecologist, using a joke he’s been sitting on for years. @

    kumailn

  • In a year’s time, Kate will find some porridge on the inside of her bra & realise her son has just eaten 4 cat biscuits. I guarantee it.  Laura Mugridge
  • With 1 out of every 3 kids in the UK born into poverty there must be two sets of parents feeling really unlucky right now.   @TiernanDouieb  
  • If the #RoyalBaby sees its shadow there will be six more weeks of Downton Abbey.  @CollegeHumor   
  • Tomorrow’s headlines GUARDIAN: It’s a boy! TELEGRAPH: It’s a boy! DAILYMAIL: Has Kate lost the baby weight yet?  @TechnicallyRon  
  • If it’s a ten pound baby it’ll have the Queen’s head on it.  @mrnickharvey  
  • I don’t want to speculate about the royal baby’s name, but I’m pretty sure it will start with #.   @MooseAllain

 

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8 Responses to “Joke 924”

  1. Terry October 3, 2013 at 04:15 #

    hehe

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  2. slpmartin October 3, 2013 at 04:20 #

    Oh my…wait till the Queen read this. 🙂

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  3. siggiofmaine October 3, 2013 at 05:30 #

    SIGH…will be repeating these !
    Peace
    Siggi

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  4. gingerfightback October 3, 2013 at 08:02 #

    Off with your head!

    Like

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