I’m feeling silly this morning.
What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
What kind of flower is on your face?
What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a beer?”
The bartender says, “For you? No charge.”
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long.
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow’s got the udder.
What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?