Joke 928

7 Oct
He hasn't noticed yet.

He hasn’t noticed yet. (Photo credit: Nathan McCoy)

A group of doctors were out duck hunting, when a large bird flew overhead.

The family doctor raised his gun to shoot, but then lowered his gun saying, “I am not sure that is a duck.”

The psychiatrist raised his gun, but then lowered it again saying, “I know it’s a duck, but I’m not sure that it knows it’s a duck.”

The surgeon raised his gun and blasted the bird out of the sky. He turned to the pathologist and said, “Go see if that was a duck.”

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7 Responses to “Joke 928”

  1. Katharine Trauger October 7, 2013 at 04:13 #

    Ooooh…Bull’s eye. (Not to mix metaphors or anything…)

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  2. Katharine Trauger October 7, 2013 at 04:14 #

    *a group of doctors WAS…

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  3. Terry October 7, 2013 at 04:28 #

    go figure, words to live by!! too funny

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  4. slpmartin October 7, 2013 at 07:53 #

    That was a good one!

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  5. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com October 7, 2013 at 08:33 #

    Clever, but I loathe shooting for sport! In fact, I wish guns had never been invented.

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  6. SchmidleysScribbling October 7, 2013 at 22:03 #

    If it walks like a duck…..Dianne

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  7. Indira October 10, 2013 at 04:56 #

    Nice one.

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