Teddy Bear’s Pic-Not

The manky eyelids are clearing up, I’m happy to report.  The Hub suspects I had an allergic reaction to make up wipes.  The skin around my eyes is puffy and flaky but Vaseline seems to be doing the trick.

That’s the official reason for my swollen eyelids, anyway.  The truth is, Tory Boy left yesterday, after his ten-day visit – arrived on my birthday; left on his father’s: he has his priorities right – and now I feel like this:

Photos courtesy of Tory Boy

The boys and I were walking the dogs in the rain when Tory Boy noticed that poor, sad teddy, sitting on a bin.

That’s how I feel every time one of my children isn’t here.

On the flip side, I get my office back!  There’s always a silver lining.

 

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Happy Furry Friday, folks! (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Friday Facebook & Twitter Statuses

• Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
• I would like to thank you people for letting me know it’s Friday every week. It’s thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
• Instead of that daylight savings crap why don’t we just move the clock ahead an hour every Friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on Sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour.
• I’ve never met a Friday I didn’t like!
• Family…Friends….Fun…Fridays. All good things start with “F”.
• Coffee makes my mornings. But Friday makes my week.
• Every day can be Friday if you’re really irresponsible.
• My boss just informed me that “It’s FRIDAY” is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am.
• Why are you all so excited it’s Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
• If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
• Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday…
• Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
• Welcome to Friday. In preparation for take off, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
• Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
• Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my Facebook status…
• It’s Friday night… So many innocent beers have no idea what’s coming for ‘em.
• Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

From thejokecafe