Joke 932

11 Oct
Happy Furry Friday, folks!

Happy Furry Friday, folks! (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Friday Facebook & Twitter Statuses

  • Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
  • I would like to thank you people for letting me know it’s Friday every week. It’s thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
  • Instead of that daylight savings crap why don’t we just move the clock ahead an hour every Friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on Sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour.
  • I’ve never met a Friday I didn’t like!
  • Family…Friends….Fun…Fridays. All good things start with “F”.
  • Coffee makes my mornings. But Friday makes my week.
  • Every day can be Friday if you’re really irresponsible.
  • My boss just informed me that “It’s FRIDAY” is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am.
  • Why are you all so excited it’s Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
  • If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
  • Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday…
  • Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
  • Welcome to Friday. In preparation for take off, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
  • Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
  • Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my Facebook status…
  • It’s Friday night… So many innocent beers have no idea what’s coming for ‘em.
  • Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

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15 Responses to “Joke 932”

  1. Terry October 11, 2013 at 05:16 #

    you said it perfect!!!!!


  2. October 11, 2013 at 05:52 #

    Ah, retirement: every day is Friday.


  3. lanceleuven October 11, 2013 at 18:45 #

    “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”

    I hope that person isn’t Facebook friends with their boss!


  4. Grannymar October 11, 2013 at 18:55 #

    “Family…Friends….Fun…Fridays. All good things start with “F”.” You forgot Food. Especially food like Fudge, Flake and Flying saucers!


  5. October 11, 2013 at 21:14 #

    I don’t know how you fit it all in !


  6. colonialist October 11, 2013 at 21:30 #

    The hype over Fridays shows that the anticipation is more important than the reality – after all, the weekend is what it’s all about!


  7. slpmartin October 11, 2013 at 23:30 #

    As Vivin stated… every day’s Friday for some of us. Wow I love being a photographer and writer now. 🙂


  8. viveka October 12, 2013 at 13:12 #

    Just wonder what is wrong with Mondays … I love them, when everything is back to normal again. *smile


  9. The Joke Cafe October 19, 2016 at 17:54 #

    Hi and thanks for sharing our page from The Joke Cafe. Much Appreciated for linking back to us. Please feel free to use or share as much as you want. There are 1000’s of funny facebook statuses to share.

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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