Friday Facebook & Twitter Statuses
- Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
- I would like to thank you people for letting me know it’s Friday every week. It’s thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
- Instead of that daylight savings crap why don’t we just move the clock ahead an hour every Friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on Sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour.
- I’ve never met a Friday I didn’t like!
- Family…Friends….Fun…Fridays. All good things start with “F”.
- Coffee makes my mornings. But Friday makes my week.
- Every day can be Friday if you’re really irresponsible.
- My boss just informed me that “It’s FRIDAY” is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am.
- Why are you all so excited it’s Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
- If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
- Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday…
- Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
- Welcome to Friday. In preparation for take off, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
- Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
- Well, it’s easy to tell I’m married. It’s Friday night and I’m at home updating my Facebook status…
- It’s Friday night… So many innocent beers have no idea what’s coming for ‘em.
- Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
you said it perfect!!!!!
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Ah, retirement: every day is Friday.
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😀
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“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”
I hope that person isn’t Facebook friends with their boss!
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Good point!
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“Family…Friends….Fun…Fridays. All good things start with “F”.” You forgot Food. Especially food like Fudge, Flake and Flying saucers!
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Fancy that! 🙂
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I don’t know how you fit it all in !
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The hype over Fridays shows that the anticipation is more important than the reality – after all, the weekend is what it’s all about!
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Excellent point!
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As Vivin stated… every day’s Friday for some of us. Wow I love being a photographer and writer now. 🙂
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That’s wonderful 🙂
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Just wonder what is wrong with Mondays … I love them, when everything is back to normal again. *smile
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😀
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