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On Notice

notice (Photo credit: christophe mallet)

• Cocktail lounge notice, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
• At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
• At restaurant-gas stations throughout the nation: Eat here and get gas.
• At a Sante Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
• In a New Hampshire jewellery store: Ears pierced while you wait.
• In an New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
• In a Michigan restaurant: The early bird gets the worm. Special shoppers’ luncheon before 11am.

From Will & Guy