A lady was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
Funny Church Signs (Photo credit: au_tiger01)
“Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk.
“Only the Ten Commandments,” answered the lady.
Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.
Those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, Lord,” and those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning.”
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humour, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign:
“Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.”
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
“Reverend,” said the young man, “I’m so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.”
The minister chuckled, “I know what you mean. It’s the same in my business.”
People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the centre of attention.
Apologies for the formatting. I can’t fix it and, hey, it’s Sunday…I’m not even going to try.