Joke 935

14 Oct
Never, ever, think outside the box

Never, ever, think outside the box (Photo credit: Mrs eNil)

A man looks at his wife of 25 years and says, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year-old blonde every night.  Now we have a $300,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV; but I am sleeping with a 50 year-old woman.  It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”

The wife, being a reasonable woman, said, “Go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde…and I will make sure that you, once again, will be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”

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14 Responses to “Joke 935”

  1. Terry October 14, 2013 at 04:58 #

    this was awesome!!!! LOL

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  2. Pseu October 14, 2013 at 08:11 #

    Ouch.

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  3. sharechair October 14, 2013 at 12:27 #

    Way to go! 🙂

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  4. slpmartin October 14, 2013 at 16:59 #

    Good one!

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  5. viveka October 14, 2013 at 17:00 #

    I just love it … used it myself … in scenes from a marriage.

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  6. Three Well Beings October 14, 2013 at 19:20 #

    Priceless! I loved this one, Tilly!

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  7. Grannymar October 14, 2013 at 19:43 #

    I love it!

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  8. colonialist October 14, 2013 at 21:34 #

    That figures … Fair is fair. Blonde, too.

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  9. brain injury self rehabilitation (BISR) October 15, 2013 at 08:30 #

    This is great!

    Like

  10. benzeknees October 15, 2013 at 22:01 #

    Love the way this lady thinks!

    Like

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