Joke 937

16 Oct
The 'LEGO' Budget

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The Top 13 Indicators The Economy Is Bad

12. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

11. You got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. You go to buy a toaster oven and they gave you a bank.

9. Hot wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM and Chrysler in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses – GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ounce Big Mac.

6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children’s names.

5. The highest paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are now donating money to Americans.

3. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on anymore.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

And the #1 indicator of all:

1. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them to ask if they meant you or them.



11 Responses to “Joke 937”

  1. tskraghu October 16, 2013 at 04:17 #

    Ha Ha. Thanks.

    On a more serious note, when things dont go alright usually a lot of unnecessary self- introspection.Self-flagellation happens and blame-game is played out. Is it happening there too?


  2. siggiofmaine October 16, 2013 at 04:54 #

    Good ones ☺


  3. October 16, 2013 at 08:38 #

    The shape of things to come?


  4. SchmidleysScribbling October 16, 2013 at 12:17 #

    I got up early for a laugh, and I get this? You are more frightening than the evening news I went to bed to forget. Dianne


  5. Janie Jones October 16, 2013 at 12:25 #


    Seems like someone recently suggested blaming the government…. 😉


  6. sharechair October 16, 2013 at 12:25 #

    I just have to turn on the news to get scary economic news. Geez, this is a very embarrassing time to be American. 😯


  7. slpmartin October 16, 2013 at 18:16 #

    Must admit the ways things are going…some of these may be quite prophetic.


  8. bluebee October 20, 2013 at 10:09 #

    No 4 may not be so far off…


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