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Joke 938

17 Oct
  • I’m so short, I can sit on the curb and swing my legs.

    Button (animated short film)

    Button (animated short film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • I’m so short, I need a ladder to get up to the bottom bunk.
  • I’m so short, I can tread water in a kiddie pool.
  • I’m so short, you can see my feet in my driver’s licence photo.
  • I’m so short, when I tell people, “I’m not happy,” they ask which dwarf I am instead.
  • I’m so short, I’m the last one to know when it rains.

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