- I’m so short, I can sit on the curb and swing my legs.
Button (animated short film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
- I’m so short, I need a ladder to get up to the bottom bunk.
- I’m so short, I can tread water in a kiddie pool.
- I’m so short, you can see my feet in my driver’s licence photo.
- I’m so short, when I tell people, “I’m not happy,” they ask which dwarf I am instead.
- I’m so short, I’m the last one to know when it rains.
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Joke 938
17 OctThis Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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