Joke 938

17 Oct
  • I’m so short, I can sit on the curb and swing my legs.

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  • I’m so short, I need a ladder to get up to the bottom bunk.
  • I’m so short, I can tread water in a kiddie pool.
  • I’m so short, you can see my feet in my driver’s licence photo.
  • I’m so short, when I tell people, “I’m not happy,” they ask which dwarf I am instead.
  • I’m so short, I’m the last one to know when it rains.

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13 Responses to “Joke 938”

  1. Terry October 17, 2013 at 04:01 #

    those were so funny!!!!

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  2. slpmartin October 17, 2013 at 04:23 #

    Oh these brought to mind the song by Randy Newman:

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  3. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com October 17, 2013 at 06:44 #

    Why are you posting jokes about me? 😀 4’11 and shrinking.

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  4. vastlycurious.com October 17, 2013 at 06:59 #

    I am so short you would laugh when you see me climb up the shelves at the market ! Miss you!

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  5. SchmidleysScribbling October 17, 2013 at 17:20 #

    I’m not that short, but I’m getting there. Dianne

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  6. Viciously Sweet October 17, 2013 at 17:32 #

    I’m that short!
    My mom says I’m “5 foot- nothing”
    🙂

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  7. adinparadise October 17, 2013 at 21:06 #

    Short people aint’t got no body. 😦

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  8. Pseu October 18, 2013 at 21:06 #

    All you shorties always ask me to reach something from the top shelf…..
    glad to be of service.

    Being tall, I’ve always felt I take up too much space – at least I can be useful…. 🙂

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