- I’m so short, I can sit on the curb and swing my legs.
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- I’m so short, I need a ladder to get up to the bottom bunk.
- I’m so short, I can tread water in a kiddie pool.
- I’m so short, you can see my feet in my driver’s licence photo.
- I’m so short, when I tell people, “I’m not happy,” they ask which dwarf I am instead.
- I’m so short, I’m the last one to know when it rains.
Joke 938
17 Oct13 Responses to “Joke 938”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
those were so funny!!!!
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😀
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Oh these brought to mind the song by Randy Newman:
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Why are you posting jokes about me? 😀 4’11 and shrinking.
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I’m not far behind you 🙂
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I am so short you would laugh when you see me climb up the shelves at the market ! Miss you!
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😀 😀
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I’m not that short, but I’m getting there. Dianne
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I’m that short!
My mom says I’m “5 foot- nothing”
🙂
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I used to be that size; now I’m 5’2″. I was gutted to find myself so tall.
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Short people aint’t got no body. 😦
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All you shorties always ask me to reach something from the top shelf…..
glad to be of service.
Being tall, I’ve always felt I take up too much space – at least I can be useful…. 🙂
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I always made sure to have tall friends around 🙂
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