Joke 939

18 Oct
Conductor illustration

Conductor illustration (Photo credit:

A conductor tells a little joke:


Q: How do you know when there’s a harmonica player at the door?
A: He doesn’t have the key, he just comes in whenever he feels like it.


And the harmonica player returns the favour:


Q: Why are conductors’ hearts so coveted for transplants?
A: They’ve had so little use.


Q: What does a good conductor weigh?
A: 28 ounces, not counting the urn.


Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a conductor?
A: A Doberman.


Q: A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. Which one do you run over first, and why?
A: The conductor. Business before pleasure. 



11 Responses to “Joke 939”

  1. Terry October 18, 2013 at 04:03 #

    cute ones!!!


  2. siggiofmaine October 18, 2013 at 04:36 #

    SIGH…but I WILL retell them for sure !


  3. slpmartin October 18, 2013 at 06:59 #

    My friends who are musicians will enjoy these.


  4. October 18, 2013 at 08:34 #

    Why are conductors so abhorred? I’ve worked under some wonderful ones.


  5. Grannymar October 18, 2013 at 19:34 #

    I met a few conductors in my young life, they all worked on the buses!


  6. SchmidleysScribbling October 18, 2013 at 20:54 #

    Cruelty on the run.


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