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A Quiet Week

21 Oct
My Poster

My Poster (Photo credit: Tabbymom Jen)

As far as blogging is concerned, that is.  

As far as the rest of me goes, here’s this week’s schedule:

  • Monday PM:    A free stressbuster workshop in Stockport.  It’s free!  And a workshop!  Why would you think I wouldn’t go?
  • Tuesday PM:    Dentist-mouth search-lots of gagging (she says my breath stinks).
  • Wednesday All Day:    A visit to Sheffield University with Spud, to check it out.  Yay!  Trains!  I love trains!
  • Thursday AM:    Very AM, 07:50 a.m., to be precise.  Doctor’s appointment-begging-pleading-fix my whinging please, doctor!
  • Thursday Middle of the PM:   Seven Brides For Seven Brothers at the Manchester Opera House with generous friend for final fiftieth birthday treat; followed by dinner out.  Singin’-dancin’-sobbin’ wimmin.  Almost as good as travelling on trains!
  • Friday Middle of the PM:   Ender’s Game opens in cinemas.  The Hub has already warned me I’m going to hate it because it won’t be like I see it in my head when I read (and re-read and re-read) the book.  I don’t care.  He’s taking me.

You won’t see much of me online so please don’t take it personally.

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers - Movie CD cover

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers – Movie CD cover (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

See you on the other side!

Ender's Game

Ender’s Game (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Joke 942

21 Oct

More from the top fifty jokes of all time 

English: He's so cute Funny how baby animals l...

English: He’s so cute Funny how baby animals look so cute. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

Will Ferrell

Money doesn’t buy happiness? Well it does buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Yea, I thought so…

Anonymous

How do you know when you’re too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.

Kevin Hart

I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail.

Anonymous

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

Anonymous

Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?

Anonymous

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