More from the top fifty jokes of all time
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
Money doesn’t buy happiness? Well it does buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Yea, I thought so…
How do you know when you’re too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.
I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?