Joke 942

21 Oct

More from the top fifty jokes of all time 

English: He's so cute Funny how baby animals l...

English: He’s so cute Funny how baby animals look so cute. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

Will Ferrell

Money doesn’t buy happiness? Well it does buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Yea, I thought so…

Anonymous

How do you know when you’re too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.

Kevin Hart

I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail.

Anonymous

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

Anonymous

Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?

Anonymous

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10 Responses to “Joke 942”

  1. slpmartin October 21, 2013 at 04:15 #

    Oh…that last one really made me laugh didn’t seen the punch line coming.

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  2. Maddie Cochere October 21, 2013 at 04:16 #

    These are all good! I forwarded them to my husband’s work email so he will have them to read in the morning. A good way to start a Monday morning. 🙂

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  3. Terry October 21, 2013 at 04:21 #

    these were really good!!

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  4. David J. Bauman October 21, 2013 at 04:58 #

    Haha, I agree with Charles, that last one put it over the top.

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  5. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com October 21, 2013 at 09:08 #

    Tanfastic. Loved ’em all.

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  6. lanceleuven October 21, 2013 at 17:15 #

    Excellent! I loved the nail one the best. 🙂

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  7. viveka October 21, 2013 at 22:27 #

    Love the vegetarian .. brilliant!

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  8. colonialist October 22, 2013 at 00:20 #

    That is too true – and at least most animals simply prune the plants. Vegetarians guzzle the whole thing!

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  9. benzeknees October 22, 2013 at 21:39 #

    Love the vegetarian joke!

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  10. Katharine Trauger October 28, 2013 at 05:11 #

    Vegetarian preferences, here. 😉

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