Heeheehee :)

22 Oct

I wasn’t going to post today but I had to write this one quickly.

I don’t really have bad breath, honest.  That was just my little play on the word ‘gagging’ in yesterday’s post.  My dentist is not that rude.

But thank you all for being so quick to believe it was true.  I’m not offended.  Not offended at all…*

*Please get today’s joke and don’t make me write another explanation tomorrow, retracting this post.

 

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10 Responses to “Heeheehee :)”

  1. queenzdesire12 October 22, 2013 at 10:01 #

    Cool 😉 🙂

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  2. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com October 22, 2013 at 10:56 #

    Forget your breath – what did he say about your teeth? Thanks for the Carol Carpenter. The ads on youtube clips are getting longer and longer, so I’m glad I waited (im)patiently for the music.

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  3. misswhiplashmi October 22, 2013 at 13:04 #

    Hi Gummy! I am so pleased that you was not offended..not that I made any comment..as I would not dare to offend the Queen of Malteser Box.
    Hope all your gums and teeth are ok..have a good day

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  4. adinparadise October 22, 2013 at 13:15 #

    😀

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  5. slpmartin October 22, 2013 at 14:13 #

    Hope you appointment goes well and that your dentist isn’t having a bad day. 🙂

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  6. laurieanichols October 22, 2013 at 16:20 #

    Hee, hee, hee. You are too funny. 🙂

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  7. Janet Williams October 22, 2013 at 16:59 #

    Gosh! I hope I really got this joke! If people are ‘stupid’ (like me), you could just ignore them, can’t you!?

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  8. Tom Merriman October 22, 2013 at 20:58 #

    I didn’t believe you, Tilly. Not for a second.

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  9. katharinetrauger October 26, 2013 at 05:13 #

    Poor dear!
    Once a carload of us were driving a long way, and it was past lunch time. We all were hungry and, wouldn’t you know it, all the billboards started becoming “foodie” billboards. So we’d call out the foods plastered all over the countryside for us to think about and we’d add groans and moans, to indicate how delicious each thing sounded, like this: “Hamburger! O-o-o-oh!”
    Feeling rascally, I noticed a sign for “Bill Graves’ Auto Repair” and called out, “Gravies! Oo-ooo-ooh!”
    Well.
    No one got it.
    They all thought the idea of a grave made me think of gravy. And they all gagged, appropriately. And they never, ever let me forget it.
    The end.
    So don’t feel too bad, eh?

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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