Joke 944

Unpaid Internship? I Think Not. (Photo credit: william couch)

You Know You’re A Student When…

• Going to the library is a social event.
• No matter what ails you, the nurse can only give you generic non-aspirin.
• You need a map to find your classroom.
• It’s not unusual to see four feet in the next shower stall.
• You wear flip-flops in the shower, to avoid the mysterious creeping crud.
• You pay outrageous prices for books that are worthless to you after four months.
• The word ‘rush’ does not mean ‘to be in a hurry.’
• You buy enough underwear to last five weeks so you do not have to wash your clothes often.
• You’re willing to pay extra for edible food.
• You’ll pay any sum of money to have a pizza delivered to your room at 2:00 a.m.
• Out of sheer desperation, you attempt to cook a grilled cheese sandwich on an iron.
• Standing in line for half an hour to get a bowl of corn flakes is worth the wait.
• While your mother lectures you over the phone, you take notes.

From terhune.net