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Joke 944

23 Oct
Unpaid Internship?  I Think Not.

Unpaid Internship? I Think Not. (Photo credit: william couch)

You Know You’re A Student When…

  • Going to the library is a social event.
  • No matter what ails you, the nurse can only give you generic non-aspirin.
  • You need a map to find your classroom.
  • It’s not unusual to see four feet in the next shower stall.
  • You wear flip-flops in the shower, to avoid the mysterious creeping crud.
  • You pay outrageous prices for books that are worthless to you after four months.
  • The word ‘rush’ does not mean ‘to be in a hurry.’
  • You buy enough underwear to last five weeks so you do not have to wash your clothes often.
  • You’re willing to pay extra for edible food.
  • You’ll pay any sum of money to have a pizza delivered to your room at 2:00 a.m.
  • Out of sheer desperation, you attempt to cook a grilled cheese sandwich on an iron.
  • Standing in line for half an hour to get a bowl of corn flakes is worth the wait.
  • While your mother lectures you over the phone, you take notes.


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