Joke 944

23 Oct
Unpaid Internship?  I Think Not.

Unpaid Internship? I Think Not. (Photo credit: william couch)

You Know You’re A Student When…

  • Going to the library is a social event.
  • No matter what ails you, the nurse can only give you generic non-aspirin.
  • You need a map to find your classroom.
  • It’s not unusual to see four feet in the next shower stall.
  • You wear flip-flops in the shower, to avoid the mysterious creeping crud.
  • You pay outrageous prices for books that are worthless to you after four months.
  • The word ‘rush’ does not mean ‘to be in a hurry.’
  • You buy enough underwear to last five weeks so you do not have to wash your clothes often.
  • You’re willing to pay extra for edible food.
  • You’ll pay any sum of money to have a pizza delivered to your room at 2:00 a.m.
  • Out of sheer desperation, you attempt to cook a grilled cheese sandwich on an iron.
  • Standing in line for half an hour to get a bowl of corn flakes is worth the wait.
  • While your mother lectures you over the phone, you take notes.

From terhune.net

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11 Responses to “Joke 944”

  1. slpmartin October 23, 2013 at 04:05 #

    Oh…I love that last one!

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  2. Terry October 23, 2013 at 04:22 #

    those were awesome and also close to the truth of life

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  3. siggiofmaine October 23, 2013 at 04:57 #

    Good ones ! Thank you ☺
    Peace
    Siggi

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  4. colonialist October 23, 2013 at 09:11 #

    The book one is too true to be funny!

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  5. judyt54 October 23, 2013 at 14:40 #

    the grilled cheese sandwich, yep. made me laugh out loud.

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  6. joursdemots October 23, 2013 at 14:51 #

    Oh God, it all came rushing back!

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  7. SchmidleysScribbling October 23, 2013 at 17:50 #

    Someone’s been on a campus.

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  8. Grannymar October 23, 2013 at 18:11 #

    I was wise! I sent Elly away to college and missed all that fun! 😀

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  9. Pseu October 23, 2013 at 20:13 #

    I still have 35 pairs of underwear.

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  10. adinparadise October 23, 2013 at 20:33 #

    So glad I’m not a student. 😀

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  11. Hattie October 26, 2013 at 03:07 #

    I am an old woman, but I remember…

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