Joke 945

24 Oct
best dentist cartoon ever

best dentist cartoon ever (Photo credit: davechiu)

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?

A: A little plaque.

Q: What is a dentist’s office?

A: A filling station.

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A: A molar bear.

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?

A: “You have a hole in one.”

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?

A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Every member of the family should form the hab...

Every member of the family should form the habit of brushing the teeth (Photo credit: Government & Heritage Library, State Library of NC)

Q: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?

A: The dentist.

Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?

A: Because they are so filling.

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocaine injection during root canal treatment?

A: He wanted to transcend dental medication. 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/dentistjokes/dentistonelinersjokes.html

 

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9 Responses to “Joke 945”

  1. siggiofmaine October 24, 2013 at 04:27 #

    Sigh…Boo Hiss…and plan to share !

    Peace
    Siggi

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  2. katharinetrauger October 24, 2013 at 06:29 #

    Amazing lot of work went into these laughs! 🙂

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  3. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com October 24, 2013 at 07:14 #

    🙂 I shall pass these on to the dentist of the family.

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  4. SchmidleysScribbling October 24, 2013 at 14:47 #

    Oh dentists…not my favorite topic. Dianne

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  5. colonialist October 24, 2013 at 16:16 #

    Must you? Only the excuse of a code id da dose saved me from an extraction today! 🙂

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  6. slpmartin October 24, 2013 at 18:28 #

    I see you’re taking out you revenge on the dentist you visited this week. 🙂

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  7. Grannymar October 24, 2013 at 19:16 #

    Poor dentists. Wait now…. I have yet to meet a poor one! 😦

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  8. lanceleuven October 26, 2013 at 14:19 #

    Very good. I particularly love the werewolf one! 😀

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