Joke 947

26 Oct
Portrait of a Lady

Portrait of a Lady (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, ”Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby brooch, and gold Rolex.”

“But you’re not wearing any of those things,” replied the artist.

“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”



17 Responses to “Joke 947”

  1. katharinetrauger October 26, 2013 at 05:06 #



  2. October 26, 2013 at 06:47 #

    What a great idea. – except for the dying!


  3. SchmidleysScribbling October 26, 2013 at 11:33 #

    Good one!!


  4. Al October 26, 2013 at 12:45 #

    Another classic case of hen-pecking from the grave.


  5. sharechair October 26, 2013 at 15:03 #

    This sounds like a PLAN!


  6. slpmartin October 26, 2013 at 15:39 #

    Had to chuckle about this one…hmm…could do the same thing with Photoshop.


  7. Terry October 26, 2013 at 16:58 #

    crafty lady!!


  8. sanstorm October 26, 2013 at 17:50 #

    I thought she was building up a long term insurance scam, but irritating a usurper from beyond the grave was another way to go.


  9. Grannymar October 26, 2013 at 18:45 #

    Brilliant! Stealing!


  10. colonialist October 26, 2013 at 21:43 #

    Will it serve the new woman right, or will he be well rid of the old one? Hmmmmm…..


  11. Three Well Beings October 27, 2013 at 05:35 #

    What a good plan! 🙂


  12. bluebee October 29, 2013 at 11:30 #

    Love it, hehe


  13. benzeknees October 29, 2013 at 16:20 #

    I love her devious mind!


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