Joke 949

Ask a dog to change a light bulb…

Funny Dog Door Mat (Photo credit: pberry)

• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
• Border Collie: Just one?  And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
• Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
• Rottweiler: Make me.
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  Funny dog (Photo credit: kattebelletje)

  Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

• Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?  Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
• German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
• Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
• Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? What light bulb?  I can’t see anything.
• Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still mess on the carpet in the dark.
• Yorkshire Terrier: Sure; let me just bark and bark and bark at it first. Where’s my treat?
• Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…
• Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
• Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
• Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

A funny picture of a cat on streets in Riga, Latvia. Visit http://www.startlatvia.com for more information about Latvia. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Cat’s Answer: ‘Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.  

So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?’

Proving once again that, while dogs have masters, cats have staff.

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