Joke 950

29 Oct

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

Frank Thone (1891-1949)

Frank Thone (1891-1949) (Photo credit: Smithsonian Institution) (Funny biologist)

The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student struggled think of seven advantages.  However, he wrote:

  1. It is perfect formula for the child.
  2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
  3. It is always the right temperature.
  4. It is inexpensive.
  5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
  6. It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7. It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A.

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Thanks to Grannymar for this one.

 

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11 Responses to “Joke 950”

  1. vastlycurious.com October 29, 2013 at 04:32 #

    I am struggling but you bring me joy.

    Like

  2. Karen Snyder October 29, 2013 at 04:53 #

    Ta dum dum! I never saw that last one coming at all. He deserved his A. 🙂

    Like

  3. gingerfightback October 29, 2013 at 08:50 #

    He will go far!

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  4. misswhiplashm October 29, 2013 at 11:38 #

    love it..great stuff..your blog I mean, not the Mother’s Milk

    Like

  5. Grannymar October 29, 2013 at 14:59 #

    What would we do without each other for inspiration? 😆

    Like

  6. Indira October 29, 2013 at 19:27 #

    Lol, he sure deserves an A.

    Like

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