Dianne over at Schmidleys Scribbling tells me They Walk Among Us…
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A man bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal, so he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’
The next day, someone stole it.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, ‘Look at that dead bird!’
Someone looked up at the sky and said, ‘Where?’
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the north?’
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime. She shook her head and said, ‘Oh, I don’t keep up with all that stuff…’
They walk among us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard a girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said she ‘didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.’
They walk among us!
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail’s pace.
Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
They walk among us.
that first one about the fridge reminded me of today. yesterday I put out my old computer desk chair. It worked great but beginning to show its wear. I put a sign on it 10.00. No one bothered. Today a took the sign off. As I was walking up to the house with the sign in my hand a truck came by and said we were waiting for you to get smart and take that 10.00 sign off and just give it a way. i wanted to slap him as he loaded it in his truck
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Some people 😦
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Great laugh
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I almost spilt coffee on the keyboard (and probably woke up housemate laughing out loud). These are fantastic! Thank you 🙂
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Thanks for sharing your reaction – made my day 🙂
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I was trying to be quiet… but then I read the one about avoiding sunburns by being on a moving car. Priceless.
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Every one a gem, including the cartoon. Some belly laughs here!
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I’m so glad 🙂
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These are so good. Looking up for the dead bird made me giggle.
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Well, I didn’t get to you until this morning. Drinking coffee. Reading faster. 😉
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Oh….got a good laugh out of these…thanks made the morning coffee better.
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Excellent! I particularly liked the last one!
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Ha Ha, I like the last one best too, although the first one is also funny. Dianne
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Very scary. Some people ARE that stupid!
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