How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all over perm.
Why are banshees good tennis players?
They make a good old racket.
These were all lifted straight from Tom Merriman’s blog, Within the Sphere, because I have no shame – in intellectual property theft or in sharing terrible jokes. I love ’em.