Joke 952

31 Oct

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all over perm. 

 Why are banshees good tennis players?
They make a good old racket.



These were all lifted straight from Tom Merriman’s blog, Within the Sphere, because I have no shame – in intellectual property theft or in sharing terrible jokes.  I love ’em.

6 Responses to “Joke 952”

  1. slpmartin October 31, 2013 at 04:08 #

    Perfect jokes for the season…thanks for the evening laughs and smiles.


  2. siggiofmaine October 31, 2013 at 04:38 #

    Sigh…a good deep sigh…before I head to dream land.
    Some real keepers to pass on to others.


  3. mairedubhtx October 31, 2013 at 14:13 #

    These were great Halloween jokes!


  4. Grannymar October 31, 2013 at 23:51 #

    All very good and right for the occasion!


  5. Three Well Beings November 2, 2013 at 05:04 #

    You gave credit…no plagiarism involved. 🙂 Very funny!


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