Joke 953

English: Joke shield of Princess Beatrice of York. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Bad puns, because it’s Friday.

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Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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I can’t think of any kayak brands, canoe?

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Always trust glue salesmen. They tend to stick to their word.

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The concert violinist exercised regularly.

He was fit as a fiddle.

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My new girlfriend and I are moving into a tree house.  I hope we don’t fall out.

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From Punoftheday, if you’re looking for someone to blame.