English: Joke shield of Princess Beatrice of York. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Bad puns, because it’s Friday.
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Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage?
It was wrong on so many levels.
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I can’t think of any kayak brands, canoe?
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Always trust glue salesmen. They tend to stick to their word.
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The concert violinist exercised regularly.
He was fit as a fiddle.
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My new girlfriend and I are moving into a tree house. I hope we don’t fall out.
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From Punoftheday, if you’re looking for someone to blame.
The Laughing Housewife 
oh my gosh, you pick out some awesome jokes!!!
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For ‘awesome’ I read ‘awful’. Not sure which is more correct 🙂
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The canoe caught me by surprise and I nearly fell out giggling! 😀
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I liked that one, too 🙂
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Thanks …very punny.
Peace
Siggi
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😀
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Oh you are so right Siggi…that was so very punny.
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😀
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Ha ha! My favourite is the car park one. 🙂
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“Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.”
A joke that’s right on so many levels!
Cheers for the chuckles. 🙂
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Awful! Brilliant!
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I’m with the punny crew!
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