Joke 953

1 Nov
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Bad puns, because it’s Friday.

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Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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I can’t think of any kayak brands, canoe?

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Always trust glue salesmen. They tend to stick to their word.

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The concert violinist exercised regularly.

He was fit as a fiddle.

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My new girlfriend and I are moving into a tree house.  I hope we don’t fall out.

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From Punoftheday, if you’re looking for someone to blame.

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12 Responses to “Joke 953”

  1. Terry November 1, 2013 at 04:43 #

    oh my gosh, you pick out some awesome jokes!!!

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  2. Katharine Trauger November 1, 2013 at 05:00 #

    The canoe caught me by surprise and I nearly fell out giggling! 😀

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  3. siggiofmaine November 1, 2013 at 06:06 #

    Thanks …very punny.
    Peace
    Siggi

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  4. slpmartin November 1, 2013 at 06:51 #

    Oh you are so right Siggi…that was so very punny.

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  5. Elaine - I used to be indecisive November 1, 2013 at 09:33 #

    Ha ha! My favourite is the car park one. 🙂

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  6. lanceleuven November 1, 2013 at 18:17 #

    “Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.”

    A joke that’s right on so many levels!

    Cheers for the chuckles. 🙂

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  7. gingerfightback November 1, 2013 at 21:07 #

    Awful! Brilliant!

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  8. Grannymar November 2, 2013 at 12:22 #

    I’m with the punny crew!

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