Joke 954

2 Nov
Kitty Mechanic

Kitty Mechanic (Photo credit: Silly Little Man)

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?”

The surgeon walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix ’em, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”

The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it with the engine running.”




11 Responses to “Joke 954”

  1. slpmartin November 2, 2013 at 04:10 #

    Good one!


  2. Terry November 2, 2013 at 04:19 #

    so true!!!


  3. katharinetrauger November 2, 2013 at 04:53 #

    Absolutely! We know that’s the only diff because, after all, it’s a Harley, right?

    What a great zinger, though. 🙂


  4. David J. Bauman November 2, 2013 at 06:51 #

    He has a point.


  5. November 2, 2013 at 08:39 #

    That is very subtle.


  6. Grannymar November 2, 2013 at 12:49 #

    running and keeping it so!


  7. SchmidleysScribbling November 2, 2013 at 16:58 #

    Yeah, and with blood squirting everywhere. Dianne


  8. colonialist November 2, 2013 at 22:11 #

    Classic response!


  9. adinparadise November 3, 2013 at 02:46 #

    Sharp answer. 🙂


  10. Jennifer November 3, 2013 at 09:18 #

    A oldie but a goodie 🙂



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