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Funny sleeping monkey (Photo credit: LaurentBrancaleoni)

Nine teenagers slept at my house on Friday night.  One on one couch; two on another couch (had to be seen to be believed); one in Tory Boy’s room and six (including the owner) in Spud’s room.  Next morning (near-catatonic), I accidentally implied one of Spud’s friends had bad breath (which he didn’t).

Saturday night, we had the real hurricane we were promised last week.  Half of our road’s tarmac came up to reveal pretty cobbles underneath.  The street sign was uprooted.

Last night, Molly decided to join the local fox in a pre-dawn barking contest.

Sleep: I remember it well.

Joke 956

• Just A Reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last year’s riots…your One Year Manufacturer’s Warranty runs out soon.
  

  Crossing Road Grunge Sign – Welsh Dragon (Photo credit: Free Grunge Textures – http://www.freestock.ca)

• A boy asks his granny, ‘Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?’  Granny replies, ‘Forget the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?’
• An elderly couple are attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?’  He replies, ‘Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’

Thanks to Sammy Dee at Manchester Meanders, who sent these, the most family-friendly of a bunch of jokes which, sadly, I can’t share with you.  But picture me giggling away to myself.

And thanks to Siggi of Maine for this one: