- Just A Reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last year’s riots…your One Year Manufacturer’s Warranty runs out soon.
- A boy asks his granny, ‘Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?’ Granny replies, ‘Forget the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?’
- An elderly couple are attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?’ He replies, ‘Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’
Thanks to Sammy Dee at Manchester Meanders, who sent these, the most family-friendly of a bunch of jokes which, sadly, I can’t share with you. But picture me giggling away to myself.
And thanks to Siggi of Maine for this one: