Joke 960

8 Nov
Drinking on the Job

Drinking on the Job (Photo credit: Lulu Hoeller)

A man goes into a pub, takes a seat at the bar, and orders five shots. The bartender gives him an odd look since he’s all by himself, but he serves up the five shots and lines them up on the bar.

The man downs them all quickly. He finishes the last one and calls out, “Four shots, please!” The bartender serves up four shots and lines them on the bar.

The man downs them all. Then he belches loudly, sways slightly on the stool, and orders three. And one after the other, he knocks them back.

“Two shots!” he calls, and the bartender places two shots in front of him. Down they go. As the man slams the last one down on the bar, he says, “One shot bartender.” So the bartender fills the glass.

The man sits there, staring at it for a moment, trying to focus. Then he looks at the barman and says, “You know, it’s a funny thing, but the less I drink, the drunker I get.” 

 

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11 Responses to “Joke 960”

  1. Terry November 8, 2013 at 04:21 #

    oh my gosh!!! LOL

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  2. Cathy November 8, 2013 at 05:09 #

    I’ve known a few to come out with that by the of the day – this was a few years ago mind you. All good pillars of society now lol
    Thanks for the book tip – I’ll look it up in the library sometime
    Cathy

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  3. katharinetrauger November 8, 2013 at 06:10 #

    Oh, I did laugh! Thanks! Now I can run off to bed. 🙂

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  4. rumpydog November 8, 2013 at 13:39 #

    I LOVE that sign! ROFL!

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  5. colonialist November 8, 2013 at 17:10 #

    Well, you have to commend him for trying to reduce his intake! 🙂

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  6. lanceleuven November 8, 2013 at 18:40 #

    Ha! That was excellent. 🙂

    And the message in that photo needs to be made into a proper sign to put on desks. The bosses might not like it, but the workers will!

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  7. slpmartin November 9, 2013 at 01:27 #

    A good one!

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  8. Grannymar November 9, 2013 at 08:35 #

    Love the message in the photo.

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