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Joke 961

9 Nov

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  • You can tell a lot by a woman’s mood just by her hands. For instance, if they are holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
  • Heirloom: equipment belonging to a fifth-generation weaver.
  • Tomorrow: a mystical land where 99% of all productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
  • Put politicians on minimum wage and watch how fast things change.

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The jokes are from emails doing the rounds; the pictures from Answer It.

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