Joke 961

• You can tell a lot by a woman’s mood just by her hands. For instance, if they are holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
• Heirloom: equipment belonging to a fifth-generation weaver.
• Tomorrow: a mystical land where 99% of all productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
• Put politicians on minimum wage and watch how fast things change.

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The jokes are from emails doing the rounds; the pictures from Answer It.