Joke 962

10 Nov
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Three violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy.

After years of peaceful co-existence, the Amati family decide to put a sign in their shop window saying:

We make the best violins in Italy.

The Guarneri family soon follow suit and put a sign in their window proclaiming:

We make the best violins in the world.

Finally, the Stradivarius family put a sign out at their shop saying:

We make the best violins on the block.

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9 Responses to “Joke 962”

  1. Terry November 10, 2013 at 04:29 #

    that last one nailed it!!!

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  2. tskraghu November 10, 2013 at 04:34 #

    Thanks for spreading the cheer.

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  3. katharinetrauger November 10, 2013 at 04:56 #

    Ha. You know, that’s all we have to be, isn’t it! I shall remember this a long time!

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  4. Grannymar November 10, 2013 at 10:25 #

    A great note to begin my day!

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  5. colonialist November 10, 2013 at 13:56 #

    How can it have been peaceful co-existence when all of them resorted to violins all the time???

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  6. vastlycurious.com November 10, 2013 at 14:07 #

    So funny! I read it last night and then fell asleep before I posted.

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  7. granny1947 November 10, 2013 at 16:21 #

    Love it!!!!

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  8. adinparadise November 10, 2013 at 16:26 #

    Very smart! 🙂

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  9. benzeknees November 10, 2013 at 23:23 #

    Hahahahahahaha

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