Joke 962

(Photo credit: Graela)

Three violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy.

After years of peaceful co-existence, the Amati family decide to put a sign in their shop window saying:

We make the best violins in Italy.

The Guarneri family soon follow suit and put a sign in their window proclaiming:

We make the best violins in the world.

Finally, the Stradivarius family put a sign out at their shop saying:

We make the best violins on the block.

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From Kaleidoscope