Joke 963

some questions are best left unanswered (Photo credit: Graela)

A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand. “Mommy, what happened to him?” the little boy asked.

“He died and went to heaven,” she replied.

The child thought for a moment and said, “And God threw him back down?”

Thanks to Grannymar for that one.

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The rest are answers by children to questions posed on Kids Say The Darndest Things.  Via Buzzfeed.

Q: Who was George Washington’s wife?
A: Miss America.

Q: What ever happened to Adam and Eve?
A: God sent them to hell and then transferred them to Los Angeles.

Q: What do we get from the story of Jesus turning water into wine?
A: The more wine we get, the better the wedding is.

Q:When God punished Eve, what did he make her become?
A: A housewife.