A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand. “Mommy, what happened to him?” the little boy asked.
“He died and went to heaven,” she replied.
The child thought for a moment and said, “And God threw him back down?”
Thanks to Grannymar for that one.
The rest are answers by children to questions posed on Kids Say The Darndest Things. Via Buzzfeed.
Q: Who was George Washington’s wife?
A: Miss America.
Q: What ever happened to Adam and Eve?
A: God sent them to hell and then transferred them to Los Angeles.
Q: What do we get from the story of Jesus turning water into wine?
A: The more wine we get, the better the wedding is.
Q:When God punished Eve, what did he make her become?
A: A housewife.