Joke 963

11 Nov
some questions are best left unanswered

some questions are best left unanswered (Photo credit: Graela)

A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand. “Mommy, what happened to him?” the little boy asked.

“He died and went to heaven,” she replied.

The child thought for a moment and said, “And God threw him back down?”

Thanks to Grannymar for that one.

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The rest are answers by children to questions posed on Kids Say The Darndest Things.  Via Buzzfeed.

Q: Who was George Washington’s wife?
A: Miss America.

Q: What ever happened to Adam and Eve?
A: God sent them to hell and then transferred them to Los Angeles.

Q: What do we get from the story of Jesus turning water into wine?
A: The more wine we get, the better the wedding is.

Q:When God punished Eve, what did he make her become?
A: A housewife.

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10 Responses to “Joke 963”

  1. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com November 11, 2013 at 08:14 #

    The curse of Eve: cleaning and shopping and cooking and laundry and chauffeuring and gardening and decorating and and and. I escape most of that these days: Jock does all except the cleaning and Charline does that! There have to be some compensations to being decrepit!

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  2. katharinetrauger November 11, 2013 at 09:49 #

    I like the wine/wedding one. 🙂

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  3. Ron. November 11, 2013 at 12:13 #

    I knew L.A. was just another ring of hell.

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  4. colonialist November 11, 2013 at 12:41 #

    Then she got promoted to Chief Executive Officer – Residence Administration?

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  5. SchmidleysScribbling November 11, 2013 at 15:22 #

    Cute, but the last one is so not politically correct. Dianne

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  6. Grannymar November 11, 2013 at 17:35 #

    That kid sounds like my Elly, she believes in telling me straight!

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  7. adinparadise November 11, 2013 at 19:42 #

    Love the last one. 🙂

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  8. Indira November 12, 2013 at 05:29 #

    Loved all.

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  9. lanceleuven November 12, 2013 at 10:26 #

    Love the seagull one! 😀

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