Joke 963

11 Nov
some questions are best left unanswered

some questions are best left unanswered (Photo credit: Graela)

A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand. “Mommy, what happened to him?” the little boy asked.

“He died and went to heaven,” she replied.

The child thought for a moment and said, “And God threw him back down?”

Thanks to Grannymar for that one.


The rest are answers by children to questions posed on Kids Say The Darndest Things.  Via Buzzfeed.

Q: Who was George Washington’s wife?
A: Miss America.

Q: What ever happened to Adam and Eve?
A: God sent them to hell and then transferred them to Los Angeles.

Q: What do we get from the story of Jesus turning water into wine?
A: The more wine we get, the better the wedding is.

Q:When God punished Eve, what did he make her become?
A: A housewife.


10 Responses to “Joke 963”

  1. November 11, 2013 at 08:14 #

    The curse of Eve: cleaning and shopping and cooking and laundry and chauffeuring and gardening and decorating and and and. I escape most of that these days: Jock does all except the cleaning and Charline does that! There have to be some compensations to being decrepit!


  2. katharinetrauger November 11, 2013 at 09:49 #

    I like the wine/wedding one. 🙂


  3. Ron. November 11, 2013 at 12:13 #

    I knew L.A. was just another ring of hell.


  4. colonialist November 11, 2013 at 12:41 #

    Then she got promoted to Chief Executive Officer – Residence Administration?


  5. SchmidleysScribbling November 11, 2013 at 15:22 #

    Cute, but the last one is so not politically correct. Dianne


  6. Grannymar November 11, 2013 at 17:35 #

    That kid sounds like my Elly, she believes in telling me straight!


  7. adinparadise November 11, 2013 at 19:42 #

    Love the last one. 🙂


  8. Indira November 12, 2013 at 05:29 #

    Loved all.


  9. lanceleuven November 12, 2013 at 10:26 #

    Love the seagull one! 😀


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