Joke 970

18 Nov
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Two bachelors went out for dinner.

The conversation drifted from the office to sports to politics and then to cooking.

“I got a cook book once” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.”

“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank.

“You said it, Larry replied, nodding. “Every one of those recipes began the same way: “Take a clean plate…” 



12 Responses to “Joke 970”

  1. Terry November 18, 2013 at 04:05 #

    just like a man!!!


  2. slpmartin November 18, 2013 at 04:16 #

    These guys must have been chefs…I mean they even thought about using plates.


  3. katharinetrauger November 18, 2013 at 04:29 #

    Chuckles! 🙂


  4. tskraghu November 18, 2013 at 05:16 #

    With me too:-)


  5. sharechair November 18, 2013 at 13:00 #

    I knew someone like that, once. Mayonnaise sat on the counter for days …. eating there was quite risky. I’m sure she couldn’t get past step one, either. 😯


  6. colonialist November 18, 2013 at 19:44 #

    Silly man. I thought all bachelors knew about leaving plates outside near an ants’ nest until they were done.


  7. SchmidleysScribbling November 18, 2013 at 23:03 #

    $5.38 or is that pound sterling? Of course you can come here when you get your airfare saved. Washington is beautiful, especially in spring. I’ll let you sleep on the rollaway cot I keep in the guest room, unless you are short enough for the love seat…also in the guest room. My kids took all their beds when they left home.


    • The Laughing Housewife November 19, 2013 at 09:13 #

      Better than my auntie – her son went away for the summer to work; and when he came home, she had sold his bed and he had to buy a new one with his earnings 🙂


  8. Gede Prama November 19, 2013 at 07:05 #

    Amazing and Thank you so much


  9. Grannymar November 20, 2013 at 18:48 #

    I think my father wrote that!


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