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Two bachelors went out for dinner.
The conversation drifted from the office to sports to politics and then to cooking.
“I got a cook book once” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.”
“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank.
“You said it, Larry replied, nodding. “Every one of those recipes began the same way: “Take a clean plate…”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
just like a man!!!
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These guys must have been chefs…I mean they even thought about using plates.
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😀
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Chuckles! 🙂
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With me too:-)
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I knew someone like that, once. Mayonnaise sat on the counter for days …. eating there was quite risky. I’m sure she couldn’t get past step one, either. 😯
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Silly man. I thought all bachelors knew about leaving plates outside near an ants’ nest until they were done.
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Eww!
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$5.38 or is that pound sterling? Of course you can come here when you get your airfare saved. Washington is beautiful, especially in spring. I’ll let you sleep on the rollaway cot I keep in the guest room, unless you are short enough for the love seat…also in the guest room. My kids took all their beds when they left home.
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Better than my auntie – her son went away for the summer to work; and when he came home, she had sold his bed and he had to buy a new one with his earnings 🙂
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Amazing and Thank you so much
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I think my father wrote that!
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