Joke 971

19 Nov

Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.

I've got an idea

I’ve got an idea (Photo credit: steveburnett)

Man: And how do you do that?
Woman: Watch.

She hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss: What are you doing?
Woman: I’m a light bulb.
Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.

The man starts to follow her.

Boss: Where are you going?
Man: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.

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From academictips.org

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6 Responses to “Joke 971”

  1. colonialist November 19, 2013 at 10:09 #

    When it is bright to seem dim!

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  2. SchmidleysScribbling November 19, 2013 at 12:51 #

    Funny. I can see you need a break. Dianne

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  3. lanceleuven November 19, 2013 at 15:20 #

    Hah! That was excellent. I didn’t see it coming at all. 😀

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  4. mairedubhtx November 19, 2013 at 16:10 #

    I like this one.

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  5. Grannymar November 20, 2013 at 19:08 #

    Now that is a good one!

    Like

  6. katharinetrauger November 20, 2013 at 22:49 #

    Hahahaha! 😀

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