Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
I’ve got an idea (Photo credit: steveburnett)
Man: And how do you do that?
Woman: Watch.
She hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss: What are you doing?
Woman: I’m a light bulb.
Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
The man starts to follow her.
Boss: Where are you going?
Man: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
When it is bright to seem dim!
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Funny. I can see you need a break. Dianne
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Hah! That was excellent. I didn’t see it coming at all. 😀
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I like this one.
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Now that is a good one!
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Hahahaha! 😀
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