Joke 972

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator

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Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds

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Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Law suits

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Q: What do you call a fat psychic?

A: A four chin teller

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Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?

A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep

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