Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
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Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds
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Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Law suits
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Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
A: A four chin teller
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Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep
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