Joke 972

20 Nov

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business


Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta


Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An investigator


Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds


Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Law suits


Q: What do you call a fat psychic?

A: A four chin teller


Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?

A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep





17 Responses to “Joke 972”

  1. Morgan November 20, 2013 at 14:36 #

    These are great!! Thanks for the giggle this morning 🙂


  2. theonlycin November 20, 2013 at 15:19 #

    Good chuckle, thanks, and I LOVE the song.


  3. November 20, 2013 at 16:27 #

    Don’t you just love Adele!


  4. SchmidleysScribbling November 20, 2013 at 17:12 #

    The psychic one is the best.


  5. Grannymar November 20, 2013 at 19:11 #

    I’ll go with the four chin teller. Runs off the neck exercises!


  6. gingerfightback November 20, 2013 at 20:43 #



  7. sharechair November 21, 2013 at 01:30 #

    impasta! sounds like my old neighborhood.


  8. colonialist November 21, 2013 at 08:57 #

    The nosy pepper has zoomed over my head … Without the YouTube, I wouldn’t have got the Dell one either. Love the hungry clock.


  9. lanceleuven November 21, 2013 at 12:55 #

    Love the clock one. 😀


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