Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Law suits
Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
A: A four chin teller
Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep