Joke 973

Toilet roll holder (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I don’t know if you’ll get this post: I’m struggling to access the internet.

• How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?  Nobody knows.  It’s never been tried.  Ken Dodd
• People think it always rains in Manchester. Not true, though I admit it’s the only town in the country with a lifeboat drill on the bus routes.  Les Dawson
• My kids have beautiful manners. Our Jason may be a car thief but he always leaves a thank you note on the pavement.  Lily Savage (aka Paul O’Grady)