I don’t know if you’ll get this post: I’m struggling to access the internet.
- How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows. It’s never been tried. Ken Dodd
- People think it always rains in Manchester. Not true, though I admit it’s the only town in the country with a lifeboat drill on the bus routes. Les Dawson
- My kids have beautiful manners. Our Jason may be a car thief but he always leaves a thank you note on the pavement. Lily Savage (aka Paul O’Grady)