Joke 973

21 Nov
Toilet roll holder

Toilet roll holder (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I don’t know if you’ll get this post: I’m struggling to access the internet.

  • How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?  Nobody knows.  It’s never been tried.  Ken Dodd
  • People think it always rains in Manchester. Not true, though I admit it’s the only town in the country with a lifeboat drill on the bus routes.  Les Dawson
  • My kids have beautiful manners. Our Jason may be a car thief but he always leaves a thank you note on the pavement.  Lily Savage (aka Paul O’Grady)
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9 Responses to “Joke 973”

  1. bevchen November 21, 2013 at 15:51 #

    Like the first one. Here’s another:

    How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?

    It depends how thinly you slice them…

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    • vivienne blake November 21, 2013 at 17:47 #

      Hooray. I’m a much better paperer than my OH (or at least I used to be – nowadays I couldn’t paper anything.

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    • The Laughing Housewife November 21, 2013 at 20:19 #

      Cruel but sooooooooooooooooooooooooooofunny!

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  2. katharinetrauger November 21, 2013 at 16:13 #

    Chuckles! And you did get through, but in the a.m. instead of the usual!

    I got my sons to let me know when they were out of toilet paper by placing a pink roll at the bottom of the stack. Worked like a charm! (no pun on Charmin…)

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  3. Elaine - I used to be indecisive November 21, 2013 at 19:06 #

    I love the first one! Also Bevchen’s, which I’ve never heard before. 🙂

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  4. colonialist November 21, 2013 at 19:25 #

    The roll dispenser really looks formidable! Do you get yelled at for taking some or not taking some?

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  5. rumpydog November 21, 2013 at 19:45 #

    ROFL! Loved the joke about toilet paper…. it’s so true!

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  6. Grannymar November 21, 2013 at 21:09 #

    We got the post and laughter with it!

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