Joke 974

22 Nov
Paradise-Wireless illustration

Paradise-Wireless illustration (Photo credit: HikingArtist.com)

Sad Cartoon versus Technology

Sad Cartoon versus Technology (Photo credit: Sean Loyless)

– How do trees get on the Internet?

They log in.

– What do computers like to eat?
Chips.

– What do you call a space magician?
A flying saucerer.

What is a computer’s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

– What is an astronaut’s favourite key on the computer keyboard?
The space bar.

– What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

– Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

– How did the mouse get out of the Cathedral?
He clicked on an icon and opened a window.

– What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.

– Have you heard about the Disney virus?
It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.

– What happened when a dragon breathed on several Macintosh computers?
He wound up with baked Apples.

– Why did the chicken cross the Web?
To get to the other site.

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From elon.edu

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8 Responses to “Joke 974”

  1. katharinetrauger November 22, 2013 at 05:22 #

    Mmm. Want me some baked apples!!! 😉

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  2. vivienne blake November 22, 2013 at 11:07 #

    Great jokes. I’ve sent the URL one to my urologist nephew.
    Vx

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  3. Grannymar November 22, 2013 at 17:17 #

    I love baked apples, but not the Macintosh variety. Bramleys cored, and filled with sweet mincemeat are my favourite!

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  4. colonialist November 22, 2013 at 18:01 #

    Dreadful. But fun!

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  5. SingleFocus November 23, 2013 at 03:17 #

    Reblogged this on Well Worth Repeating and commented:
    Funny!

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  6. slpmartin November 24, 2013 at 01:31 #

    Got a kick out of these…thanks for the giggles.

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  7. Janie Jones November 30, 2013 at 19:26 #

    Very clever, and I’d never heard any of these before!

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  8. Ana Perry December 26, 2013 at 22:19 #

    these are great…I needed this.

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