Paradise-Wireless illustration (Photo credit: HikingArtist.com)
Sad Cartoon versus Technology (Photo credit: Sean Loyless)
– How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in.
– What do computers like to eat?
Chips.
– What do you call a space magician?
A flying saucerer.
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What is a computer’s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
– What is an astronaut’s favourite key on the computer keyboard?
The space bar.
– What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
– Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
– How did the mouse get out of the Cathedral?
He clicked on an icon and opened a window.
– What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
– Have you heard about the Disney virus?
It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.
– What happened when a dragon breathed on several Macintosh computers?
He wound up with baked Apples.
– Why did the chicken cross the Web?
To get to the other site.
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Mmm. Want me some baked apples!!! 😉
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Great jokes. I’ve sent the URL one to my urologist nephew.
Vx
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I love baked apples, but not the Macintosh variety. Bramleys cored, and filled with sweet mincemeat are my favourite!
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Dreadful. But fun!
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Reblogged this on Well Worth Repeating and commented:
Funny!
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Got a kick out of these…thanks for the giggles.
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Very clever, and I’d never heard any of these before!
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these are great…I needed this.
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