Understanding Women (Photo credit: Graela)
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If a man states an opinion and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?
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10 Responses to “Joke 978”
I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
love it!!!!!!
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Yes. Absolutely. 😉 Unless he’s bought chocolate…
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The chocolate one works for me all the time and my son-in-law knows it.
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They talk a load of rubbish when they’re away from us, but if we can’t hear them, it can’t make us angry.. They’re still wrong, though.
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Spoken like a true and loyal wife 🙂
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I’ll have the chocolate please. Smooth and slim and dark – the way I like men!! 🙂
Hell, I might as well dream here as in bed!
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Hmm…you do recall Saint Nicholas’s gender….and he’s keeping notes so I am told. 🙂
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Whoops.. 🙂
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Not wrong, just not quite right. 🙂
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Always!
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