Joke 979

27 Nov

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Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’

Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’

Chuck said, ‘OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’

The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?’

Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!’

Chuck said, ‘Sure I can, watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with the dead donkey?’

Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.’

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’

Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’

Chuck now works on Wall Street.



9 Responses to “Joke 979”

  1. Terry November 27, 2013 at 04:34 #

    that was hilarious!


  2. slpmartin November 27, 2013 at 06:43 #

    Sounds like Wall Street to me!


  3. misswhiplash November 27, 2013 at 06:56 #

    Now there, s an idea!

    only thing is I no longer have donkeys..maybe could think of something else


  4. katharinetrauger November 27, 2013 at 07:12 #

    A GREAT ONE! 🙂


  5. November 27, 2013 at 07:17 #

    I wish I were that clever


  6. Grannymar November 27, 2013 at 09:36 #

    I have a friend called Chuck who lives in Texas, I’ll be sending this one on to him!


  7. SchmidleysScribbling November 27, 2013 at 12:42 #

    This is so perfect, and so true. The Wall Street broker we know is in prison. Dianne


  8. bevchen November 27, 2013 at 13:22 #



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