Joke 980

28 Nov
Marriage Proposal Cartoon

Marriage Proposal Cartoon (Photo credit: Mr. Daniel Ted Feliciano)

A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “That would be my wife.”

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3 Responses to “Joke 980”

  1. slpmartin November 28, 2013 at 05:14 #

    Oh…that’s a good one…wonder how many men leaving the pub tonight will try that one. 🙂

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  2. lanceleuven November 29, 2013 at 14:53 #

    Excellent! And I particularly like the picture. 🙂

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  3. bluebee December 5, 2013 at 11:20 #

    I think I have punctuation dementia – that second paragraph had me doing a double-take…

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