Joke 981

29 Nov

Thanks to Siggi of Maine for forwarding these. The original author is Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA.


One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.  

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’

funny doctors and nurse

funny doctors and nurse (Photo credit: ReSurge International)

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall.

‘Big breaths,’ I instructed. 

‘Yes, they used to be,’ replied the patient.


6 Responses to “Joke 981”

  1. slpmartin November 29, 2013 at 05:01 #

    Those were cute!


  2. November 29, 2013 at 06:34 #

    And those around her were gassed.


  3. lanceleuven November 29, 2013 at 13:58 #

    Both brilliant! 😀


  4. sarsm November 29, 2013 at 14:44 #

    😀 981 argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  5. Grannymar December 1, 2013 at 18:37 #

    Chuckling away over here!


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