A couple argue about who should make the coffee in the morning.
Wife: I think you should do it because you get up first.
Husband: The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee.
Wife: No way. You should do it. The Bible even says so.
She grabs the family Bible, thumbs through, and points to the appropriate section: “Hebrews”