Joke 982

30 Nov
Coffee flowchart at the office

Coffee flowchart at the office (Photo credit: supercooper)

A couple argue about who should make the coffee in the morning.

Wife: I think you should do it because you get up first.

Husband: The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee.

Wife: No way.  You should do it. The Bible even says so.

She grabs the family Bible, thumbs through, and points to the appropriate section: “Hebrews”

funny pictures

funny pictures (Photo credit: Philippe Lin)



9 Responses to “Joke 982”

  1. katharinetrauger November 30, 2013 at 04:19 #

    Oh, NO! 😆
    Too funny!


  2. slpmartin November 30, 2013 at 06:35 #

    Oh…what a way to end my night. 🙂


  3. November 30, 2013 at 08:19 #

    I prefer tea – well, I would: I’m only allowed de-caf.


  4. granny1947 November 30, 2013 at 08:22 #

    I must try that on Mex….wait…he makes coffee every morning…think I will keep my mouth shut.


  5. bevchen November 30, 2013 at 09:57 #

    Hahaha, good one!


  6. SchmidleysScribbling November 30, 2013 at 18:59 #

    I tried to find that book, but my Bible is buried under some things and I have a dog on my lap, so I will have to take your word for it, although don’t recognize the book of Hebrews. Dianne.


  7. Rorybore December 1, 2013 at 22:45 #

    LOL – I had to leave a comment on this one because it is perfect!
    I am very lucky – my hubby makes me coffee in the morning when he is here. either that or he’s just a very smart man. ha


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