The Winding Up Begins

30 Nov
English: Joke shield of Princess Beatrice of York.

English: Joke shield of Princess Beatrice of York. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

As I tell the last few jokes of the challenge, I thought it would be fun to share some of my favourites of the previous jokes.

Every day, I will post a new joke and an old joke.  I’m sure you won’t mind.

I’ll share this joke to start the ball rolling; it’s one of my favourites simply because it’s Joke 1, posted on March 25, 2011.  It’s actually rubbish but I have a sentimental fondness for it:

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*In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O’Neill said, “Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object.”

Paul replied. “Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school.”

“Thank you, Paul,” responded Mrs. O’Neill, “but what is the object?”

“To get the best mark possible,” said Paul.

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From ajokeaday.com

 

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6 Responses to “The Winding Up Begins”

  1. slpmartin November 30, 2013 at 23:02 #

    Hmm…that lad could go into politics. 🙂

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  2. katharinetrauger December 1, 2013 at 02:18 #

    Chuckles. I can see why you like it, too. 🙂
    Love the new idea.
    Over here, when we want to start something, we wind it up, as in a hopping rabbit toy or an alarm clock; when it needs rewinding, we way it has wound down. Just sayin’. 🙂

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  3. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com December 1, 2013 at 07:36 #

    The old ones are the best ones – or so they say.

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  4. SchmidleysScribbling December 1, 2013 at 16:28 #

    Shouldn’t that be an objective?

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  5. viveka December 1, 2013 at 17:00 #

    Just brilliant *smile Good luck with your new objective. *smile

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